Does Size Matter?

The importance of size is a question that men have been asking for as long as there have been cucumbers and baby corn growing in the garden. Does penis size really matter?  For some women, size – especially penis girth – is very important for them in a satisfying sexual partner.  Luckily, scientists have found a simple way for women to see if a man they are interested in is packing some serious trouser meat without staring at their crotch.

A sample study in Korea has recently discovered that the ratio of a man's index finger to his ring finger is an accurate measure of his meat treat. The larger the length of the ring finger when compared to the index finger, the more that the man's underwear seams are straining. It all has to do with the amount of testosterone or estrogen that the male child is exposed to during pregnancy - the more testosterone the longer the ring finger, and proportionately, the penis. 

Apparently, the long ring finger syndrome also indicates higher intelligence. Of course if that were true, then Ron Jeremy (the famous porn star known for his prodigious penis) would be in Mensa. This likely means that the next fad in plastic surgery will be for guys to shorten their index fingers in a bid for increased intelligence.

So now a simple handshake will let a woman discreetly assess whether a man has enough of a package to keep her happy Easy!

Despite society’s focus on what a man is packing, there have been some recent men’s movements that try to reduce the fascination with penis size. These groups contend that it is not the man who should worry about their genitals, but women. After all, they contend, a man can do nothing about the size of his penis, but a woman CAN do something about the tightness of her vagina.

Women are encouraged to exercise their kegel muscles. Women who have just had a baby know all about the benefits of Kegels for re-strengthening their lady parts for things like preventing incontinence, but these men’s groups contend that all women could benefit from having a vice-like vagina.


Kegel Exercises for a Tighter Vagina!


On a side note, there is much that a man can gain from kegel exercises and tantra sex so that they can have more intense orgasms, more frequent orgasms, and multiple orgasms. You gotta love that guys!


Kegel Exercises for stronger male orgasms!


Future generations may enjoy genetic manipulation so that no man will ever have to suffer with a three inch tool again!



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